Scientists working at Russia’s Department of the Undersecretary of Nuclear Control of the Environment (DUNCE) have theorized a new way to combat Global Warming.
By triggering a Nuclear Winter.
According to Dr. Ivan Dhzerkinov, Director of Nuclear Weather Services, the IPCC is predicting an up to 6 degree temperature increase in Globally and this can be counteracted by allowing India and Pakistan duke it out with their Nukes, thereby causing Nuclear Winter.
First postulated in the 1970′s, it has been theorized that severely cold weather and reduced sunlight for a period of months or years could be caused by detonating large numbers of nuclear weapons, especially over flammable targets such as cities, where large amounts of smoke and soot would be ejected into the Earth’s stratosphere.
A 2007 study of the phenomenon produced this factoid:
“A global average surface cooling of –7°C to –8°C persists for years, and after a decade the cooling is still –4°C (Fig. 2). Considering that the global average cooling at the depth of the last ice age 18,000 yr ago was about –5°C, this would be a climate change unprecedented in speed and amplitude in the history of the human race.”
In Dr. Dhzerkinov’s view, a nuclear war between India and Pakistan would be the best thing that could happen in the arena of Global Climate change.
I, for one, am worried about World curry production levels.
And Technical Support Centers.
